M18 jokes again ...

Four old friends decided to go golfing.

During the game, one of them announced he had to go to the bathroom.

So, while he was gone, the other three started talking about their sons and what they had been doing lately.

The first man says, "My son works in a car dealership, and he's doing so well that he gave one of his best friends a brand new fully-loaded Mercedes, for free!"

The second man says, "Well, my son works in construction, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend a brand new house with electricity and plumbing for free!"

The third man says, "Well, my son works in the stockmarket, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio, for free!"

Just then, the fourth man came back, and asked what they were talking about.

"Oh, we were just talking about our sons and what they have been doing. How is your son, what's he been doing?"

"Oh, my son is gay, and he works in a gay bar as a go-go dancer.

"The other three just stare at him weirdly.

So the fourth man says, "Oh, but I'm not worried about him. His last three boyfriends gave him a Mercedes, a house, and a stockportfolio."